Doesn't the corn in this photo look super menacing? Like it'll come off the screen and wrap you in its leafy tentacles?

Those of you following me on Facebook may recall that we acquired a Little Monster in the final chaotic days of 2023.

But where's the food? Folks, I'll be honest with you. Things have been rough. I won't get into it, but the fact that you haven't heard...

Ok, I can't take credit for that brilliant pun. It came from Punpedia.

So, Sloan was here? At the festival? Not sure how I missed that.

I started with the twirly one. You know. The one that goes upside-down. After I'd eaten.