But where's the food? Folks, I'll be honest with you. Things have been rough. I won't get into it, but the fact that you haven't heard...

Ok, I can't take credit for that brilliant pun. It came from Punpedia.

So, Sloan was here? At the festival? Not sure how I missed that.

I started with the twirly one. You know. The one that goes upside-down. After I'd eaten.